Honey Do List

I am not going to fulfill your collection of requests, that series of tasks, assignments, jobs or chores that you tried to assign to me.  I am going to the beach to relax and listen to the water rush in while I am smoking a big fat dubie.  I am going to pick a spot to lay down my beach towels and enjoy the silence of nature.  I have a small cooler full of ice and my beer will be the perfect temperature by the time I get there and then I will spark one up.  I am turning off my cell phone, so if you want me then you can call my secretary, as I plan to check in with her later.  Humanity started out in a garden and men were never meant to be ruled by women ever since the dawn of civilization the domination of men was considered progress and now it is all backward with women trying to boss men around.  You are not Hippolyta Queen of the Amazons and even if you were, I would still seize your treasured belt, before I set sail on my warship.

Written for Sheryl’s Daily Word Prompt – Silence, for the Daily Spur prompt – Rush, for FOWC with Fandango – Pick, for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie NEKNEERAJ’s Photo Challenge #265, for Ragtag Community – Spark, for Paula’s Three Things Challenge – garden, secretary, warship and for Word of the Day Challenge Prompt – Backward.