What Does This Mean

I told the psychiatrist that I see a grey spinal column at the top being eating by two dangling rats and then this picture splits in half with each side being an exact mirror image.  I went on to say that I can see two light blue spiders, two pink seahorses each barfing up a big fat blue lougie which are connected together, two brownish scorpions, two yellow maps of Florida with Broward County highlighted in brown or this might be the same mark that Mikhail Gorbachev had on his head, two orange mandrake roots, two green paramecium, two green Venus fly trap plants and three orange spots that the seahorses are looking at.

The doctor said that he thought I was crazy and that I needed a check up from the neck up.  I said that maybe I am crazy, but I still have the memory of an elephant and that he was being as stubborn as a donkey.  I told the doctor that I was glad to get that monkey off my back, but that the cat still had my tongue.  I blame that elephant that he had in the room, as it was really getting my goat.  I told him don’t try and weasel out now, or you will make me as mad as a hornet.  This Rorschach test is going to the dogs and I didn’t want to hurt a fly.  I am as busy as a bee, but it feels like I am moving along at a snail’s pace.  The world is my oyster, so please don’t open up a can of worms.  I’ll be a monkeys uncle if you don’t hold your horses and get your ducks in a row.  A little bird told me that this would be like shooting fish in a barrel.  I can’t be sure if it is all bark and no bite, or a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Sunday Writing Prompt “Rorschach Test” hosted by Yves.

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