Sound Effects

Crack went the whip
He tightened his grip
Bam went the record
130 hot dogs, oh lord
Hiss went the snake
Heaven’s sake
That dude is on crack
Check out that rack
The wham in the bam
God damn clam
Things that go hiss
How about a kiss
Step on a crack
Break your mama’s back
Step on a line
You’ll break your father’s spine
Step in a ditch
Your mother’s nose will itch
Step in the dirt
You’ll tear your father’s shirt
Three little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and cracked his head
Two little monkeys eating some jam
One exploded, he went bam
One little monkey, he went hiss
Disappeared into the abyss
The Dalai Lama in his pajama
I wish we could bring back Obama

Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Saturday Mix – Sound Bite, 11 May 2019 hosted by weejars aka Sarah. Use onomatopoeia words bam, crack and hiss.

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