Silly Questions

I saw several bloggers answer Rory A Guy Called Bloke questions today and although, I usually don’t get involved in this stuff, these questions looked like fun, so I am going for it.

If vampires can’t see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?

I know that Warren Zevon says, “I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s And his hair was perfect”, and I guess this perfect hair also goes for vampires.  If I ever did meet a vampire, I would probably stay away from him, because I hear that they make a habit of ripping your lungs out, Jim, and I do not care to meet his tailor.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

This is a serious issue, but I don’t think that the police need to be called to a daycare center when a three-year-old is resisting a rest, however this becomes a more important issue when someone tries to prevent a kid napping.

If they weren’t called grapes and you had the opportunity to rename them, what would you call them?

I see grapes as being a collection of vine grown elongated shapes, so ‘cvges’ would work for me, but don’t ask me how to pronounce that

If the grass wasn’t green what color would you make it?

There’s a place in France where naked ladies dance. And the men all stare ‘Cause they don’t wear underwear.  They need some grass just to cover up their ass. If the grass was transparent colored, then the guys could see it all.

Has your imaginary friend ever had an imaginary friend, or just you?

My imaginary friend actually didn’t say all that much.  I think that he was afraid of me, so he never actually confided in me.  I guess he probably did as I was not very nice to him.

So, dance in the rain, wallow in the mud or naked angel in the snow?

Can you describe your blog to me without using the letters i and e?

I imagine that is possible.

What are you afraid of becoming?

The thing that scares me the most is that guy in a black cloak carrying a scathe, or his buddy that appears riding on a pale horse coming after me.

11 thoughts on “Silly Questions

      1. It is no wonder that my imaginary friend disappeared, as I am always too dammed sarcastic. I did take it as a compliment, but things said between British and Americans are often misunderstood. You should probably never take me serious, as I have a juvenile sense of humor.

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      2. We will get along then my friend. Tis fine, l am quite cosmopolitan – spent years here in UK, the US and Australia, so am pretty used to the humour levels – dayum, humour is humour, a smile is a smile and a laugh is always a laugh Jim 🙂

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    1. I am still doing the song thing and yesterday I picked a stinker. I feel that there is a story behind every song, but with the Led Zeppelin song I came up almost empty. I ended up talking about the album cover because there was no decent story for that song at least that I could find. I stuck with it because I had put in a lot of time on that post and sometimes you roll the dice and end up getting snake eyes. This was sort of a redemption for me and today I have a much more interesting song post.

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