Pop Open The Dom

Dom, dom, dom, dom, de doobie, hey that is not a bad start, but it does need more lyrics. I could go see cousin Dominic and cousin Dominique to ask them for help.  I am feeling a bit submissive today, so maybe I will go to the sex club and try to find a dominatrix.

The other day this couple got pulled over on the highway and the cop approached the driver’s window and said, “Sir do you know why I pulled you over?” The driver said, “I guess I was speeding.”  The officer said, “Yes indeed, I clocked you at 85 in a 65” and then he asked the wife, “Does he always drive this fast?”  The wife replied, “Only when he is drunk!”

Written for 9/29/18 Linda G. Hill’s ‘Life in progress’ Stream of Consciousness Saturday where the prompt is “dom”.