Dom, dom, dom, dom, de doobie, hey that is not a bad start, but it does need more lyrics. I could go see cousin Dominic and cousin Dominique to ask them for help. I am feeling a bit submissive today, so maybe I will go to the sex club and try to find a dominatrix.
The other day this couple got pulled over on the highway and the cop approached the driver’s window and said, “Sir do you know why I pulled you over?” The driver said, “I guess I was speeding.” The officer said, “Yes indeed, I clocked you at 85 in a 65” and then he asked the wife, “Does he always drive this fast?” The wife replied, “Only when he is drunk!”
Written for 9/29/18 Linda G. Hill’s ‘Life in progress’ Stream of Consciousness Saturday where the prompt is “dom”.