Money Makes the World Go Round

My conjecture is deep and profound, speculating that the circumference of a circle must be round.  The Earth is not round, because it is 3-dimensional, however when viewed from space it appears to be round and that makes you a Flatlander according to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe.  Many people credit Magellan as being the first person to travel around the world, however he never made it.  I have traveled some, but I never went around the world, unless you count that time I spent with that hooker.  The wheels on the bus go round and round all god dammed day long.  You take one down and pass it around, ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall.  Chubby Checker twisted round and round and Brian Wilson and Mike Love of the Beach Boys wrote a song titled ‘I Get Around’.  ‘Runaround Sue’ was a No. 1 hit for Dion after he split with the Belmonts.  Creedence Clearwater Revival did a song titled ‘Up Around The Bend’ and ‘Around and Around’ was written by Chuck Berry.

Written for 9/1/18 Linda G. Hill’s ‘Life in progress’ Stream of Consciousness Saturday where the prompt is “round”.

12 thoughts on “Money Makes the World Go Round

      1. This song reminds me of that joke about the guy who was warned what to do if he got an erection that lasted more than 4 hours after taking Cialis. He said, “Not only am I going to see Alice, but I will be hooking up with Betty, Carole, Debbie, Eleanor and Francine.”


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