I’m sitting on this barstool, talking like a damn fool. Got the blues from too much Trump on the news, maybe I should enjoy a cold bottle of brew. Is it any wonder that I have too much time on my hands?
Here are the rules to play:
- Thank the nominator — Thank you Fandango.
- Answer Q1 – Q19 — See below
- Nominate three bloggers of your choice and notify them. Sorry I am not doing this, thus there is no need for Number 4.
- Each selected blogger MUST answer 16 of the asked 19 questions, but also insert 3 new questions to make up the 19 complement. Every time a new blogger is selected, he or she MUST only answer 16 of the asked 19 questions as well as answer their own 3 new questions. And then they should choose 3 new bloggers.
- Questions 14 and 20 must always remain intact.
The infamous 19 questions.
1] If you were facing the death penalty what would be your last meal choice?
I have had beef Wellington, Duck ala orange, chateaubriand and surf and turf, but I have never tried Eggs Benedict, so that sounds good. I guess I should order a desert to make it a meal and I have already had Crêpes Suzette, Cherries jubilee and creme brulee flambe, but I have never had Baked Alaska so that would work.
2] Have you ever whispered Candyman five times in front of a mirror?
Nope, but I did chant “Bloody Mary!” thirteen times in front of a candlelit mirror to summon Satan to help me with a post that I was writing.
3] Have you ever had your tarot read?
No but I am a member in good standing of the Illuminati and I also possess Solomon’s ring .
4] What unsolved murder unsettled you the most?
5] Would you sleep inside a coffin underground for a night?
Sure, if someone sexy is in there with me.
6] What is your best detective series?
7] Is there a horror movie you simply could NEVER watch because of the advertising hype?
I have never been a fan of horror movies.
8] What did the president know and when did he know it?
He knows that when he is accused of anything, his best strategy is to change the topic.
9] Are you afraid of clowns?
I say kill all of them and the mimes also.
10] Would you agree to take part in a seance?
I think it needs that accent over the e to make it séance, but it is not necessary because I talk to dead people all the time.
11] Of all the ways a person could commit murder which do you think is the worst? Why?
Having to take a shower with Norman Bates because he would not stop talking about his mother.
12] If you were a detective investigating a murder, what would your first steps be at the scene of a brutal death?
I would draw a chalk line around the dead body just in case it decided to move.
13] Hanging, Injection, guilotine or firing squad what would you prefer?
I guess I would bite the bullet and again you spelled guillotine wrong.
14] Which 3 questions will you be deleting to add your own in?
I went with the second option on 8 and I corrected spelling mistakes on 10 and 13.
15] What time of the day is the best time to commit a murder?
When no one is watching.
16] Do you look guilty?
I look fabulous.
17] Uh oh, you have witnessed a murder, and you think the killer may have seen you but you are not sure, what would you do?
I would do what Trump does and change the topic and point my finger at Obama and Hillary.
18] You are a suspect in a murder enquiry that you “know about,” what is your alibi to throw them off your scent?
I would offer up the pee tape for clemency.
18] Are you religious? If so, how religious and why? If not, why not?
I only like to answer questions that are fun.
19] While gardening, the body of a neighbor is discovered in your back yard that everyone knows you had a feud with, what are you going to do to prove your innocence or?
I would have sex with his wife.
19] What is your favorite way to spend your discretionary time, and why?
My discretionary time would be spent not talking about my neighbor’s wife, because that would not be discreet.
20] The three bloggers you are nominating are: