A freaking saw, WTF is wrong with you. I am hanging on to this branch in a life and death situation and you try to hand me a saw. You must be brain damaged as all this saw can do is make me fall to my death! You should have brought me some rope or a ladder or maybe even a parachute. I heard that when you were up in heaven and God asked you if you wanted a brain, you thought that He said pain, so you replied ‘No Thanks’. You are as dumb as a box of rocks and you might even be as dumb as a bag of hammers and I think that you could be easily outwitted by a turnip. Your mom must have dropped you on your head and I think that your family tree must be a cactus, because you certainly are a prick. You are living proof that God makes mistakes. You were probably born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen. Calling you an idiot is an insult to all the stupid people.
Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Tale Weaver – #174 – Making Sense of Nonsense
Funny!
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Thanks
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I really like the highway reference
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I appreciate that.
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Quite a rant!
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I went off a bit.
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Great response Jim, love all those reasons for stupidity and beyond. Thanks for adding to the Tale Weaver.
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Thanks Michael, but it was an easy picture to craft a story for.
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That’s impressive rant, considering that he has, one foot in the grave.
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Thanks and I think that you are right as I should have had the branch snapping and him falling to his death.
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Good insulting! We say mad as a box of frogs in the uk just as a contrast and I do like the highway reference too!
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I never heard the expression mad as a box of frogs before, but it sort of makes sense as frogs like to jump and they would have a hard time doing that if they were stuck in a box and thus driving them mad.
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