A freaking saw, WTF is wrong with you. I am hanging on to this branch in a life and death situation and you try to hand me a saw. You must be brain damaged as all this saw can do is make me fall to my death! You should have brought me some rope or a ladder or maybe even a parachute. I heard that when you were up in heaven and God asked you if you wanted a brain, you thought that He said pain, so you replied ‘No Thanks’. You are as dumb as a box of rocks and you might even be as dumb as a bag of hammers and I think that you could be easily outwitted by a turnip. Your mom must have dropped you on your head and I think that your family tree must be a cactus, because you certainly are a prick. You are living proof that God makes mistakes. You were probably born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen. Calling you an idiot is an insult to all the stupid people.
Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Tale Weaver – #174 – Making Sense of Nonsense