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Jim said, “I was anticipating it would another airline.” Frank said, “It was the only flight that I could book, I hope this is not going to be a problem?” Jim said, “It is fine, but I did have a bad experience the last time that I flew on IndiGo Air. I was coming back from Australia with my wife and that the kangaroo burger I ate for lunch upset my stomach. I made about ten trips to the bathroom, but only gas came out and when I got those stomach pains again, I figured why go all the way to the bathroom if it is just gas. I lifted my cheek up off the seat and let it slip out, but that was a bad idea, as it came out as a deadly bomb. The smell was atrocious and seconds later all the mothers on the plane started changing their babies diapers. The blind lady sitting in front of me started beating her dog with a cane and saying ‘bad boy’.
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Written for Princess Joy FFfAW Challenge-168th
So funny…yet, so wrong at the same time…Wonderful!
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If you are lucky enough to have them come out silent, you think that you got away with it, but it can come back to haunt you. I felt so bad for that dog having to take a beating on my behalf, but I did not want anyone to know that I was the culprit. The smell got so bad that I thought the pilot might even drop the oxygen masks for all of the passengers. My wife was holding her nose and she said to me, “Isn’t this awful”, and then I confessed that it was me. She got up and changed her seat after I told her.
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I hate when that happens.
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I learned a good lesson to never eat those kangaroo burgers before boarding any plane again.
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It’s always good to go to washroom once you’re post 40, even while farting, I might add.
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I guess I was lazy, but in my defence I had no idea that it would smell as bad as it did.
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Brilliant, I have the same problem with fruit. Good to know I’m not the only one.
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Fruits contain a lot of fructose and that can cause gas.
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Fart chat, I like it!
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