Also Known As Cunnilingus

I always wondered why engaging in oral sex on a female is called eating out, I mean like am I supposed to bring a fork and knife along with me to get the job done properly?  I know that oral sex is done by stimulating your partner’s genitals with your mouth, lips or tongue, where a guy or perhaps another girl will be given access to your most intimate area and then they start kissing their way down your body, till they reach the sweet spot.   I wonder if a person suffering from dyslexia might have a problem that would cause them to juxtapose some of the female body parts.

I usually start off by kissing my partner on her lips, the ones that are part of her mouth, before I  place my tongue and lips on her genitals (vagina, clit, pussy) and begin my licking or nibbling process.  I usually do not go around licking my food unless it is ice cream, or nibbling my food unless I am eating grapes, but I imaging the term eating out comes from these acts of licking and nibbling.  I never know how many licks it will take to finish my ice cream, as finishing is not what is important, at least for me.  I can see how finishing would be important for the girl though.  To me success is a journey, not a destination, and the journey is much more important than the destination.  Although food and sex sound like a good combination, when put them together they are not as sexy as you might think that they would be.  There are a plethora of issues that come up when you mix food during sex, like infections and irritations.

I watched this movie the other night that featured Nyotaimori which is the Japanese practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the naked body of a woman.  Even though the kitchen and the sushi are disinfected beforehand and the woman’s privates are covered with exotic flowers or banana leaves, this practice seems highly unsanitary to me.  I don’t like sushi, but this may be where the term eating out was derived from.  I always make it a point to avoid having sex when food is mixed in as the last thing that I want is to wake up the next morning with itchy and smelly private parts, or sticky bedding, among many other things, although I was a bit tempted the time when my girlfriend said that she could drive me wild with pop rocks.

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