This may sound like a farfetched fairy tale, but I assure you that this story is true. The other day while I was enjoying my chamomile tea, I bit into an apple and I was shocked when I saw a half-eaten worm still wiggling around. My head immediately started to bobble, shaking up and down and also moving sideways. I began to panic, thinking that I might get cancer from the portion of the worm that I swallowed. I decided to drink some bleach to kill the worm that was inside of me, but this caused me to suffer a temporary blindness and I fell down and bumped my head on the granite counter top. Now I was really dizzy and stood I there contemplating that I needed to take something for the suppression of my pain. This beautiful celestial being approached me, but as she got closer, she lost her splendor in a layogenic sort of way. I smiled at her when I saw her bra through her transparent blouse. She smiled back at me and asked me if I saw anything that I liked and then she said that she was suffering from autophobia and that she did not want to be alone.
Written for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Wordle #186 Again.