No Regret, No Qualm

Tom took his mom to the prom.
She worked at the funeral parlor where all day long she would embalm.
She always gave to charity and donated many an alm.
She prayed every night and she enjoyed reading good a psalm.
Tom never met his dad, because he was killed in Vietnam.
Tom’s mom just got back from Guam and she wanted to stay home and watch a sitcom.
Tom got strange looks from his classmates, but Tom remained calm because his mom was the bomb.
She applied her lip balm as they walked past a royal palm.
When they entered a message was broadcast over the intercom saying welcome to the prom.

Tom was used to others looking at his mom, so when someone whistled at her, this did not cause a qualm, because she truly was a supermom.


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